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		<title>Most Kings get their heads cut off</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who says hip hop has nothing to say important? Jay-Z has always been and always will be my favorite artist. Anyway. Stay with me on this. I&#8217;m going somewhere. &#8212; I&#8217;m not here to complain about my own personal problems. I just wanted to point out that this is one of the things I try]]></description>
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		<title>Christopher Titus Gives Comedy Advice + New Video + Whatever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus Loves Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don&#8217;t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I&#8217;m told old people like me.) But I&#8217;m sure most of what I say could be said on Television. (except for COCK &#8211; although I don&#8217;t use that]]></description>
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		<title>A Mosque Near Ground Zero</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p / 10c Municipal Land-Use Update &#8211; Ground Zero Mosque www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Now. Personally I try to watch this show every day. It&#8217;s tough. but I manage to catch a good amount of the show. And a majority of]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Dying Up Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the 1970s The Comedy Store was opened in Los Angeles. Comics struggling all over the country for a way to break out, took notice once a Comedy Store regular appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. The stories of Jay Leno, Richard Lewis, David Letterman, Robin Williams, Gallagher, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney and]]></description>
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		<title>I need a woman in my life</title>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/2010/08/i-need-a-woman-in-my-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;m going to start a regular format. Joke first, real story second. Other thoughts afterward. (at least in blogs that include jokes) The new bit: I was told the other day, that I need a woman in my life. By a woman that I wanted in my life. I was going on a]]></description>
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		<title>My Friend is a Porn Star</title>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/2010/08/my-friend-is-a-porn-star/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(I stole this picture from her facebook. She&#8217;s on top.) I just found out one of my girl friends is a porn star. Which is interesting, she&#8217;s not really a friend. She&#8217;s just some girl I was trying to sleep with a few years ago, but somehow ended up in the friend zone. I was]]></description>
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		<title>Prison Preserves</title>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/2010/08/lucky-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New bit I&#8217;m working on based on a true story last night. I met a girl recently at a bar. She looked really young. So I went up and joked with her like &#8220;Hey are you old enough to be in here? ha ha ha&#8221; She&#8217;s like &#8220;Yeah. I&#8217;m 30.&#8221; I was taken aback. &#8220;Wow,]]></description>
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		<title>Hosting &amp; Don&#8217;t Blame the Crowd</title>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/2010/07/hosting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got a new video last night. One thing I&#8217;d take back. &#8220;Sometimes Laughter Hurts&#8221; is a line Gabriel Rutledge uses all the time. As soon as I said it I made a face like &#8220;crap.&#8221; &#8211; I had thought of a new line the other day but I couldn&#8217;t think of it when I was]]></description>
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		<title>Ronald McDonald &amp; Mason County Fair</title>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/2010/07/ronald-mcdonald-mason-county-fair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew J Rivers</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes as an established comic and local personality thanks to the radio (and thanks to my superior choice in parents.) &#8211; I get hired to do things outside of comedy but still in the same family tree. This weekend I got to Host the Mason County Fair. If you don&#8217;t know where Mason County is]]></description>
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