Tagged: alcohol

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Dick Pics

Everyone’s favorite topic. I’ve sent a dick pic, I guess I can never be president now. Don’t hate, it’s super photogenic.
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The Notebook

I was talking to this girl recently. She was 25 and she told me that she has never had alcohol before in her life. When she told me that I had no confidence that...
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More Fatherly Advice

My dad keeps telling me that I’m disinterested in too many things. That I don’t care about enough. And something like that as a comedian, I should have an opinion on everything. I don’t...
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My Friend is a Porn Star

(I stole this picture from her facebook. She’s on top.) I just found out one of my girl friends is a porn star. Which is interesting, she’s not really a friend. She’s just some...