Order my merch here – or come to a show, pick these up at the merch table and save on shipping! And you get to hear all my dick jokes as an added bonus! On second thought, maybe the shipping is worth it…

Emotional Support
T-Shirt

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Emotional Support
Hoodie

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“Reach Around”
T-Shirt

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Fuck You, Thunder
Weatherproof Sticker

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Run The Damn Ball
Weatherproof Sticker

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Hit The Damn Ball
Weatherproof Sticker

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Bob Rivers Show
Weatherproof Sticker

*100% of every sale of the Bob Rivers Show stickers will go directly to the Snoqualmie Valley Food Bank and the Summer Stars Foundation, two causes close to the Rivers family’s heart.

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Reach Around the Aisle
Weatherproof Sticker

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Emotional Support
Weatherproof Sticker

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“Cars Are Like Wives”
Koozie

*Free koozie included with every shirt/hoodie order

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