Tagged: Seattle


Dick Pics

Everyone’s favorite topic. I’ve sent a dick pic, I guess I can never be president now. Don’t hate, it’s super photogenic.

Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

If you’re not from Seattle and / or don’t check facebook. You probably haven’t seen this video, and probably don’t care. Let’s watch and then discuss: Everybody is getting up in arms about the...

Seattle and Winter Weather

I had this bit in my head ever since WINTER DISASTER EPIC FAIL SEATTLE 2010 OMG WTF SNOWMAGEEDDON happened a few weeks back. Then I was driving through spokane for my show and it...

Marijuana is good for you

I don’t smoke pot. I know a lot of people that do, and that’s fine if you want to get high. It’s just not for me. I’ve tried pot. and every time I did...

New Video

This past weekend I was the featured comedian at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland. The feature is the middle act. They are usually responsible for 20-30 minutes of the show (depending on the number...

Some SCARY Jokes

I had to host a show on Halloween. They asked me to dress up in a costume. Normally I hate participating in things that require money to pull off correctly. But My brother made...

How Dating is like Sports

Some random bits that have been through various stages of development in my head and on stage but haven’t been on (virtual) paper yet: My dad keeps telling me I need to talk about...

Jesus Loves Me

If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But...

Pacific Grand Prix Raceways

I’m happy to announce I’ve landed a new regular gig. I will be an announcer at Pacific Grand Prix Raceways (right next to Pacific Raceways) during different cool events like Drifting and SuperMoto. Not...

Write Everything Down

“Hal Sparks – Write Everything Down! Ain’t nothin to it but to do it!” Ain’t nothing to it but to do it. Seinfeld once said if he were to teach a class on comedy...