Tagged: bar


What’s the worst that can happen?

After my show, a cute girl asks me for a hug, and I was like “ohhhh yeah.” and then, nothing happened. Let me back up: I have problem. I think anybody who shows any interest at all,...

Enjoy Your Corona

Back in high school, my parents had a summer house on Orcas Island. Which means my brother and I spent every summer in high school away from all of our friends on the island....

Prison Preserves

New bit I’m working on based on a true story last night. I met a girl recently at a bar. She looked really young. So I went up and joked with her like “Hey...