Tagged: president


Donald Trump for President

Seeing the polls go up for Donald Trump is scary. I feel like people are gonna vote for him just to get a laugh. Then he’ll get elected. And people will be like “holy...

Politicians: Can’t live with them. Can’t shoot them.

Well. You can. Just a really bad idea. Hey look at me. Breaking all of my rules of writing jokes. #1 Topical #2 hacky/overdone topics. Why? Because I’m just writing to write. This doesn’t...

Optimism is Naive

You like my new slogan? lol. I gotta figure out how to make any sense of it. but It’s fitting. I like to think I’m confident. I like the feeling of introducing myself and...