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In the black!

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10 hours ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
No this isn’t the post about me getting laid. hah. That one is finished, but it’s in the saved drafts. There’s probably some relatively sensitive information, I think if I reveal details too soon, people will connect dots and put days and times and names together and I’m sure she would like some privacy in [...]
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White (Castle) Wedding

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22 hours ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I’ve seen some things that make me question love. I once saw a guy propose to his girlfriend in a hooters restaurant. How do you pull that off? And does she have a sister because I’m down! I love women with no expectations. I think the only way he could pull it off is if [...]
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“The Road”

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2 days ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Comics refer to “the road” like it’s a mythical creature. I actually just got a text from a friend the other day, or maybe it was today. I haven’t slept. (We’ll get to why that is in another blog post.) and I’ve been driving a long time. Anyway, my friend sent me a text that [...]
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Google Me Baby Part 2

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1 week ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I knew I had more to write on this topic. I guess I predicted my own downfall. If you read frequently you know my parents are constantly asking about my dating life. I wish I had a position like other comics who “don’t believe in marriage” or something crazy like that which could give me [...]
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Groupies

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1 week ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My dad was asking me about groupies on the radio the other night. How much do I party after shows. I’m not what you would call “attractive”. Girls don’t really approach me after shows. and the ones that do. LOOKOUT! I have a joke in my act currently about a girl who wrote her name [...]
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Do You Have an Agent?

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2 weeks ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This is a questions I get asked all the time. My answer: Does my mom count? I love my parents, but they’re driving me a little crazy. That could be true for most weeks actually. They wonder why I don’t call them more often. lol. I’ve been traveling as a comedian on the road and [...]
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Flint, Michigan and the Importance of Dick Jokes

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2 weeks ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
The other day during a interview on air, my dad was asking some interesting questions about life on the road and how I do things. Stuff that’s obvious to me, and lots of comics but other people have no idea about. One thing he asked about was if I write jokes about every town or [...]
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Pandoras Box

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2 weeks ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Twitter is actually a latin word for spam bot. I have probably 300 followers. I’m sure at least half of them are fake accounts designed to generate web traffic. The thing is, they work. Otherwise it wouldn’t be a common theme. Nobody keeps doing something that provides zero results. So even if 10% of people [...]
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Traveling

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3 weeks ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Just wanted to let my 2 readers know I’m on the road for the next 6 weeks. That’s my excuse for everything. Bad reception, Bad blogging, AIDS. It’s not my fault. I was on a roadtrip. Got a bunch of things to talk about as soon as I get some time. Stay Tuned. Right now [...]
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Snoop Doggy Dogg on “The Price is Right”

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3 weeks ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Snoop is like “I don’t know the price of that car, but I can tell you how much it costs to get the girl in it. Fo Shizzle.” “I’m sorry Snoop. ‘It ain’t trickin if you got it.’ is not an acceptable answer. We need a dollar amount.” – Drew Carey Snoop Dogg was on [...]
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