Palm Reading

I got a palm reading done recently. Because I was bored. That’s basically what my lifestyle is. I wake up every morning like “I need some new jokes.” and I’m like “I should go do something stupid.” and a lot of comedians do that automatically because of drinking. I don’t drink because the stupid things I do end up leaving scars or… bumps. So, then you get your palm read and there’s a giant scar on your finger and he’s like “I can see you like to drink.” and you’re like “This guy is goood! How did he know that?”

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