My dating life is a lot like the Seahawks Current QB Situation …

 

Last weekend I was driving for a few hours and excited for the seahawks first pre season game. So I decided to have a fun writing excersize on facebook. “My dating life is a lot like the seahawks QB situation…” These are the ones I wrote in a nice 3 hour drive. Friends chimed in with their own. It made the drive go quicker. Now I don’t condone texting and driving but it was good fun to write and scratch my brain for the obvious ones and try for ones that are less obvious and don’t even make sense but are just funny. I even ended up added one of the lines to my standup and it went pretty well over this current weekend. I’ll share the final product at the end. Can you think of any I missed?

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation… if it doesn’t get better soon. People are gonna stop buying tickets to watch.

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation… it gets tackled by other men all the time

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation… it all depends on one mans arm at this point.

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation… I wonder if we can play with 2 at once?

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation.. my #1 would be a backup for anyone else.

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation… my best one is playing for the other team now.

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation last year… I will pay an old man millions to suck?

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation…. hoping to get a good one fresh out of college next year. #winning

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation… screwed for the next few years?

 

My dating life is a lot like the seahawks qb situation. Its an open competition. But right now tavaris jackson is the starter. Haha.

 

(When I copy them from FB they transfer to all caps for some reason.)

 

So here’s what I came up with Friday to use on the radio and my show:

 

I would say my dating life is a lot like the seahawks Quarterback Situation right now. It’s an open competition. A couple prospects fighting for the job. but I’m hoping to get a good one fresh out of college next year.

and my last one got tackled by lots of black guys.

You may also like...

Say Something

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *