There‘s a bar in Kirkland, Called the “Liquid Lime” – Right next to that bar in the same building is an eyeglasses store. I wonder if people ever leave the bar and go into the glasses store like “I need glasses, everythings blurry.” and they’re like “no you’re just drunk.”
It’s weird that they’re right next to each other and they do opposite things for you. I think they should re name the bar “Beer Goggles”. People would have to make a choice in the parking lot. One store corrects your vision, the other makes your wife ugly.
Competing businesses shouldn’t be in the same building. You shouldn’t have a weight watchers, next to a taco bell. Maybe if they were on separate floors. Like you had to go up the stairs to get to Taco Bell.
Once I saw a liquor store next to a boy scouts office. Which is a great idea. After dealing with kids all day, I would need a drink too. I know you thought I was gonna make a rape joke. but I’m above that. in this post.