Surprise Birthday Party

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My friend wants to throw her 90 year old grandpa a surprise birthday party. I was like I’m sure you can just throw him a regular party and he’ll be surprised enough. I bet he wakes up surprised every day. “Holy Shit. I’m still not dead? Cool.” I think that’s the easiest surprise party ever. He’ll never expect it because he probably doesn’t know it’s his birthday. You should throw him a surprise party every day and see if he remembers. Besides. Do you really want to jump out of a closet and give him world war 2 flashbacks? He’ll pull out his pistol and mow everybody down. Now it’s your surprise funeral.

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