Hello Lovers and Friends.

Thanks for coming to the merchandise page. My CD was released in August 2013. So when you come see me live, you’ll see some of your favorite jokes and tons of new stuff.


I Get Around by Andrew Rivers


Want a physical copy to send grandma for Christmas? She doesn’t know how mp3’s work anyway. Buy one from Paypal for $5 and I’ll autograph a copy and put it in the mail.

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