I just realized today that one of my favorite pornstars has a space needle tattoo. I think there’s many things wrong with this, but mostly the fact that I have a favorite porn star. Now that I’m noticing her tattoos, maybe it’s time to find a new one. I’m sure she’ll be disappointed. I want to make this joke longer, maybe I’ll try some of those pills I see on the internet. Yep. I’m single.