My Porn Audition

I’m sure this post title will bring those comment spam bots out the woodwork. 🙂

When I was in college, I was on a dating website because, well, look at me.

One day I got a message from a guy telling me he ran a website and wanted to know if I was willing to masturbate on camera for $100. I gave it some serious thought. I didn’t have a job. I needed money. I had no problem that it was for men. Why should I deny them this glorious body? lol. I eventually decided against it because it seemed a little sketchy. I suppose I could have asked for the website name, or more details (or more money!!) but I just went with no.
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Now that I’m older and have a little more porn experience under my belt (haha!), I’m sure there was a casting couch with my name on it where they try to convince me to do more and I’m really glad I didn’t take him up on that offer.

I’m telling you that story to tell you this story: Thursday (February 11th) I’m doing a comedy show live on a webcam. It’s like 2 or 3 hours long. I’ll be telling jokes like it was a normal show and then playing video games and hopefully keeping my pants on. The show is 100% funded by tips from the viewers. So if you never get to see me perform because you live in some far away land, or maybe you saw a show once and it’s been a long time or maybe you’re still on house arrest. This is perfect for you. Tune in and PLEASE throw a couple bucks my way. My goal is to make at least $100 so I can justify putting off my career in porn.
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The show starts at 6pm PST tomorrow February 11th. Set an alarm and remind yourself or tell Siri to remind you. The standup set will be sometime around 6:30pm. Tune in and heckle me from behind a keyboard if you want. twitch.tv/sourkoolaidshow is the stream link and follow @sourkoolaidshow on twitter.

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