Author: Andrew

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Dick Pics

Everyone’s favorite topic. I’ve sent a dick pic, I guess I can never be president now. Don’t hate, it’s super photogenic.
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Build The Wall! (MAGA Heckler)

Build. The. WALL! Around my brain, because I refuse to let facts in. lol. This joke upsets people, and it’s a lot of fun.
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Hillary’s Emails!

Maybe Hillary Clinton just has a weird foot fetish she doesn’t want people to know. The world isn’t ready.
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Sex Shop Prank Goes Wrong

No! I swear this dildo is for my friend. It’s just a prank. Whatever. Put me on your mailing list I guess.
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My Annoying Roommate

I just got a new roommate that I’m trying to kick out and it’s tough because he’s a spider.
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The Tinder Heckler

I’m working on a joke about how much fun heckling athletes is. The tricky thing is, I don’t want people to heckle me or other comedians. I’m not going to post the bit for...