Posts tagged Seattle
Jesus Loves Me
Aug 24th
If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But I’m sure most of what I say could be said on Television. (except for COCK – although I don’t use that
Pacific Grand Prix Raceways
Jul 20th
I’m happy to announce I’ve landed a new regular gig. I will be an announcer at Pacific Grand Prix Raceways (right next to Pacific Raceways) during different cool events like Drifting and SuperMoto. Not much to announce now, but check back here or check my Calendar page for when I’ll be announcing. In the meantime
Tonight at DCS in Renton
Jul 15th
Host: Jeremy Horn (funniest person to drive through Totem Lake Winner) Feature: Andrew Rivers (Funniest person on this blog) Headliner: Morgan Preston (The biggest comedy bad ass) Date: Thursday, July 15, 2010 Time: 8:00pm – 10:30pm Location: DC’s Bar and Grill Street: 907 s 3rd st City/Town: Renton, WA
Contests Are Bullshit!
Jul 14th
“Contests are bullshit.” – Duane Goad I met Duane Goad during my first year in comedy as he hosted the “Funniest Person to Drive through Totem Lake” Comedy contest at Laughs in Kirkland. He was a great host and making lots of jokes about how “this contest is a big deal” and “The winner moves
Write Everything Down
Jul 14th
“Hal Sparks – Write Everything Down! Ain’t nothin to it but to do it!” Ain’t nothing to it but to do it. Seinfeld once said if he were to teach a class on comedy he would gather everyone in a room and have a giant banner drop down that said “Do the work.” I only
Work the Hell Gigs
Jul 13th
Stagetime!! Work the hell gigs and you’ll cruise in the A rooms.” – Alonzo Bodden. I met Alonzo at the Parlor Live in Bellevue. I was in the middle of what I’ll call a “Custody Battle” between giggles and the parlor. The parlor was the new hot club, Giggles was the old club where things