Possible Landslides Ahead
I passed a sign today that reminded me of an old joke I wrote last time I passed the sign. I went and looked it up, I had the idea written down but I never really wrote the joke out very well. It made me chuckle. So I re wrote it and it got like 33 likes on facebook. I’ve used it on stage and it gets a good reaction:
“Today I passed a sign that said “Possible Land slides. Next 24 miles.” I get what that means. but I don’t know what I’m supposed to do about it. Is there a landslide button on the car and then it turns into that drill machine shredder had in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? So I called up my mom and I was like “I love you and I’m possibly sorry for everything wrong I ever did.” Then I called her 24 miles later and took it all back.