Gay Superheros

Apparently Green Lantern (the superhero) came out as gay recently. Much like his movie, nobody cared. It was pretty obvious. A superhero with tights and a magical ring. Sounds pretty gay to me.

I hope we don’t have any more gay superheros. Not because I hate gay people but If more superheros are gay, the movies are all gonna suck. Here’s every gay superhero movie: “Hey Superman, we just kidnapped Lois Lane.” “Ah I don’t care about that hoe.” The End. The woman is the weak link in every scary movie. They’re running away from the monster, the girl trips and he has to go back for her. Then he dies.

I’m cool with gay people. I have a gay friend. We hang out once in a while. We went bowling the other day. You know. Gay stuff. You are all superheros in your own way. I think If you can take a dick in the ass. You have a special power. I haven’t tried, but it seems difficult. It hurts to think about.

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