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	<title>Andrew J Rivers</title>
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		<title>Possible Landslides Ahead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I passed a sign today that reminded me of an old joke I wrote last time I passed the sign. I went and looked it up, I had the idea written down but I never really wrote the joke out very well. It made me chuckle. So I re wrote it and it got like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If my calculations are correct</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been doing lots of shorter sets in the 10-15 minute range. I&#8217;m sooooo comfortable with that set length. It doesn&#8217;t feel like any fluff. It&#8217;s all pretty original, it&#8217;s fun to tell. It&#8217;s not stupid road stories. It&#8217;s not hooters of montana. It&#8217;s just new, fresh, exciting jokes. Not that the other jokes don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Champagne Showers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For the first time in many years (probably since the first day I&#8217;ve had one) my credit card balance is at zero (today). Economic Crisis: Solved. You&#8217;re welcome, America. Now I can afford to spray bitches with champagne again. (Again! like I&#8217;ve done it before.) Anyway. Just kidding. (mostly. Unless there&#8217;s a chick who wants [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/champagne-showers/</link>
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		<title>A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think rather than try to describe just another day in that really long depressing blog about what I have to go through. I&#8217;d share a few of my favorite pictures from over the years. With the story to each one. There&#8217;s also a couple important comedy clips down at the bottom. If you can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words/</link>
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		<title>The not so Depressing blog post</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I guess I should add some jokes to this blog about a comedian. hah. This is so my parents don&#8217;t read this and put me in therapy again. &#8220;He&#8217;s starting to scare us.&#8221; The joke in the last post was originally about the taco bell thing at a show and a guy turns around to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only Hitler Understands</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had one of the best weekends of my life financially last week. I promised my dad I would blog more on the road. but the hotel room didn&#8217;t have internet. So I&#8217;m back in my shack in Kirkland for now. This gig paid more than many shows pay the headliner for me to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/only-hitler-understands/</link>
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		<title>Hooray Titties</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my birthday today. I&#8217;m getting sentimental. (it&#8217;s actually now published 2 days after my birthday but I started the blog on my birthday. Then it took forever. Then we went so I figured I&#8217;d add more to the crazy story.) About 3 or 4 years ago, I got punched in the face on my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/hooraytits/</link>
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		<title>My New Favorite Rapper Story</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a rapper named Tyga. He&#8217;s not really that good in my opinion. He&#8217;s starting to get more popular. He had the new strip club anthem called &#8220;rack city&#8221; with such wonderful lyrics like &#8220;10 10 10 20 on your titties, bitch.&#8221; I tend to value substance in the music. I mean its a catchy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/my-new-favorite-rapper-story/</link>
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		<title>Save it for the Show!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My dad has a radio talk show and sometimes ill tell him a crazy story and he&#8217;ll stop me and go &#8220;save it for the show. You might say something funny. We could have this conversation or we could have this conversation and I could get paid for it.&#8221; The other day I was on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/save-it-for-the-show/</link>
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		<title>I Get Around</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I met a girl the other night with underwear that said &#8220;I get around&#8221;. Which is not good. Right? The fact that I&#8217;m there, means it&#8217;s true. Not that I&#8217;m a terrible looking guy. I&#8217;m just nobody&#8217;s plan A. Nobody&#8217;s like THAT GUY! That has to be it. There can&#8217;t be THAT many 22 year [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://andrewjrivers.com/i-get-around/</link>
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