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Celebrity Endorsement
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Celebrity Endorsement

  I got to work the Grand Opening of Spokane Comedy Club with Sarah Colonna who is engaged to Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan. Jon Ryan gives hope that any goofy looking guy who is...
Facebook Stalking
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Facebook Stalking

Thanks for coming here. Maybe you’re here because of a facebook post or you’re just bad at googling things. Maybe you facebook stalked me. or “INVESTIGATED” whatever you want to do to excuse your...
The Top 3
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The Top 3

Gabriel Rutledge: “Be flexible in your definition of success.” I just saw the movie “Nebraska.” (Great movie, btw.) At several points they’re drinking in tiny bars in small towns in Nebraska with karaoke in...
Feel The Bern?
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Feel The Bern?

It’s hard to talk about politics because … I’m an idiot. Without taking sides I just notice everyone calling Bernie Sanders unrealistic. No shit. Every person running for president is promising things that won’t...
Piggy Bank
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Piggy Bank

My bank asked me if my job offered me direct deposit. I’ve been with the same bank my entire life. This is the first time they’ve asked me that question. This is the first...
My Porn Audition
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My Porn Audition

I’m sure this post title will bring those comment spam bots out the woodwork. 🙂 When I was in college, I was on a dating website because, well, look at me. One day I...
Credit Card Problems
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Credit Card Problems

I travel a lot for comedy. (See: http://andrewjrivers.com/tour) one downside is that Bank of America finds it awfully suspicious. Probably because I’m not going to your average vacation spots. It’s not Vegas every night...
Chipotle Famous
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Chipotle Famous

Since my last post was about getting recognized, I thought I’d share a real story about being famous. I got recognized the other day, at a chipotle. Not as a comedian, just as a...
Paparazzi Attack
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Paparazzi Attack

I was shopping the other day. From across the parking lot this guy starts yelling at me “HEY! WHASSUP FUNNY GUY!” I was like “Man. Can’t a celebrity shop in peace?” It’s really annoying....
Black Babies
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Black Babies

My brother had a baby recently which is exciting. At least that’s what everyone told me I was supposed to feel. It was not a big deal to me. But everyone else was like...