Andrew J Rivers
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Most Kings get their heads cut off
Aug 31st
Who says hip hop has nothing to say important? Jay-Z has always been and always will be my favorite artist. Anyway. Stay with me on this. I’m going somewhere. — I’m not here to complain about my own personal problems. I just wanted to point out that this is one of the things I try
Christopher Titus Gives Comedy Advice + New Video + Whatever
Aug 25th
This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when
Jesus Loves Me
Aug 24th
If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But I’m sure most of what I say could be said on Television. (except for COCK – although I don’t use that
A Mosque Near Ground Zero
Aug 17th
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Municipal Land-Use Update – Ground Zero Mosque www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Now. Personally I try to watch this show every day. It’s tough. but I manage to catch a good amount of the show. And a majority of
I’m Dying Up Here
Aug 16th
In the 1970s The Comedy Store was opened in Los Angeles. Comics struggling all over the country for a way to break out, took notice once a Comedy Store regular appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. The stories of Jay Leno, Richard Lewis, David Letterman, Robin Williams, Gallagher, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney and
I need a woman in my life
Aug 13th
I think I’m going to start a regular format. Joke first, real story second. Other thoughts afterward. (at least in blogs that include jokes) The new bit: I was told the other day, that I need a woman in my life. By a woman that I wanted in my life. I was going on a
My Friend is a Porn Star
Aug 10th
(I stole this picture from her facebook. She’s on top.) I just found out one of my girl friends is a porn star. Which is interesting, she’s not really a friend. She’s just some girl I was trying to sleep with a few years ago, but somehow ended up in the friend zone. I was
Prison Preserves
Aug 1st
New bit I’m working on based on a true story last night. I met a girl recently at a bar. She looked really young. So I went up and joked with her like “Hey are you old enough to be in here? ha ha ha” She’s like “Yeah. I’m 30.” I was taken aback. “Wow,
Hosting & Don’t Blame the Crowd
Jul 31st
Got a new video last night. One thing I’d take back. “Sometimes Laughter Hurts” is a line Gabriel Rutledge uses all the time. As soon as I said it I made a face like “crap.” – I had thought of a new line the other day but I couldn’t think of it when I was
Ronald McDonald & Mason County Fair
Jul 27th
Sometimes as an established comic and local personality thanks to the radio (and thanks to my superior choice in parents.) – I get hired to do things outside of comedy but still in the same family tree. This weekend I got to Host the Mason County Fair. If you don’t know where Mason County is