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OKCupid

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1 month ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I joined this website so i have more excuses to not leave the house. I thought all websites made you pay but turns out you can get rejected on a constant basis absolutely free. The thing thats annoying about online dating. You cant see someones personality. It turns it all into a checklist. You become [...]
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Hacky Facebook Mexican Joke

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2 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Facebook keeps telling me to add my ex girlfriend as a friend. but she was never on facebook before and we’ve only got 3 mutual friends. That’s impressive that they made that connection. Facebook knows me better than I thought. Although I’d be more impressed if facebook would tell me to add my next girlfriend. [...]
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Fight Poverty

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2 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My parents just left for the Amazon to help fight poverty in villages and stuff which is great. But part of me is like. You know I live an hour away from you right? If you wanna fight poverty. It’s a shorter drive. I’ll take a straw hut if the rent is cheap enough. I [...]
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Beer Goggles

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2 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
There‘s a bar in Kirkland, Called the “Liquid Lime” – Right next to that bar in the same building is an eyeglasses store. I wonder if people ever leave the bar and go into the glasses store like “I need glasses, everythings blurry.” and they’re like “no you’re just drunk.” It’s weird that they’re right [...]
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Piracy is a Crime

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2 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I listen to a lot of rap music and I’m pretty poor so I can’t afford to buy it. I wish I could. I know the struggle as an artist. I think I’ve sold 13 CD’s on itunes so far. Lol. I’m nowehere near top 10. I see those commericals: “You wouldn’t steal a car, [...]
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