Archive for September, 2011

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#whitepeopleproblems

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I really like rap music. Because I’m white and my parents are rich. It’s challenging to be in a family full of successful people (I know how that sounds poor people but hear me out) because I’m the only one who isn’t. My brother just made a million dollars this year. and he’s 2 years [...]
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The Palm Reader Pt 2

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
So here’s the part of the story that I’m actually using on stage once in a while. Seems to be going over nicely. If you missed it, I decided a crazy idea just to get more material would be to go to a palm reader. I thought I’d kill 2 birds with 1 stone and [...]
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#youngpeopleproblems

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m going to be single until I quit comedy or I’m 45 and lower my standards. but I don’t think they’ve accepted that. My parents don’t know it but they continually pressure me. Because my older brother has been married for 3 years and I’ve been single [...]
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Google Me Baby!

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My roommates just discovered my website and blog the other day. (hi!) It wasn’t too awkward of a talk. but I did have to explain the whole “exaggeration for comedic effect” thing as far as making fun of my living situation. which is by choice, so I don’t have to have a day job. It [...]
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Funny Heckles

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
On the job hazard. Hecklers. It’s one of those things that only gets better with experience. It’s weird to explain to people you sound like you’re crazy. but when you’re new to standup (or anything similar) 100% of your focus is on what you’re doing. How do I tell this joke. How do I set [...]
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Masturbate

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Now this topic has been covered a little in the past. So don’t be surprised. I would normally save this topic for another situation but let’s face it. I haven’t written anything new on here in quite a while. I was looking at old posts. I was writing 5 or more a month. I even [...]
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