Archive for August, 2011

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Driving & Flying to Gigs

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4 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I’m super famous. So I drive to all my gigs. I’ve putt 40k miles on my car just this year. I stopped at Jiffy Lube recently to get an oil change and the guy goes “I can tell you’re a comedian, just by looking at you.” I was like “Funny you mention that, because I [...]
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My dating life is a lot like the Seahawks Current QB Situation …

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5 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
  Last weekend I was driving for a few hours and excited for the seahawks first pre season game. So I decided to have a fun writing excersize on facebook. “My dating life is a lot like the seahawks QB situation…” These are the ones I wrote in a nice 3 hour drive. Friends chimed [...]

This next comedian hasn’t asked for money from his parents in months…

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5 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I was on the show with my dad today. There was a weird thing that struck me. He has comedians on all the time and every time, they introduce them with their credits. Similar to what you see at an actual show. “This next comedian has been seen on last comic standing on NBC, the [...]

Saved a stranger’s life the other day.

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5 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I was leaving a show, stopped in at my home Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland and said hi, hung out for a while. I left to go home. Now from doing a bunch of cash shows all week, selling bumper stickers and CDs. I had a bunch of cash on me. *EDITORS NOTE* actually not [...]
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Palm Reading

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5 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I got a palm reading done recently. Because I was bored. That’s basically what my lifestyle is. I wake up every morning like “I need some new jokes.” and I’m like “I should go do something stupid.” and a lot of comedians do that automatically because of drinking. I don’t drink because the stupid things [...]
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