Archive for April, 2011

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Alcohol is like Sunshine

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9 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I don’t know if I’ve posted this yet but I’m really working on it lately. It’s kind of an older idea that I have been slowly trying to figure out how to make work but not yet to my own standards. So this post may be updated like 3 or 4 times in the next [...]
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Donald Trump for President

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9 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Seeing the polls go up for Donald Trump is scary. I feel like people are gonna vote for him just to get a laugh. Then he’ll get elected. And people will be like “holy shit, I just did it as a joke. I didn’t think anyone else was going to actually vote for him.” It’s [...]
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Dating a Porn Star

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9 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My friend got to hang with a pretty famous comedian over a weekend recently and they shared some bonding moments. He was very impressed that a well known porn star was sending him naked photos over text message. All of these people shall remain nameless unless they want to come out and discuss it. Now, [...]
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March Madness

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9 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Everyone has their own dating techniques. I like to call mine March Madness. I start with like 64 girls and then I compete them against each other in my mind for points based on size, athletic ability and teamwork. The only difference in my bracket is players don’t get kicked off the team for having [...]
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Progress?

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9 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My family is proud of me. A little too proud. My cousin emailed me today and said that because of the “Progress” he’s seen from me, he wants to quit his job and become a stand up comedian too. Progress? Really? I still go to Idaho on purpose. I was like this must be the [...]
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Jesus is a CockBlock.

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9 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
So I was in Richland, Wa the last few nights doing a great comedy show at Jokers Casino. It was three nights. After the comedy show it turns into a nightclub and all sorts of girls come in and everyone dances. Exciting. After the first show, these girls come up to me and start talking [...]
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Comedy CD RECORDING – APRIL 21st – Tacoma Comedy Club

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10 months ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Here’s the deal folks. I’m recording my first comedy cd on April 21st. My friend Adam is also recording his on the same show. We’re going to combine it into one CD. We’ll both be doing 30-40 minutes each. So the CD will be regular length. That way I don’t have to claim I have [...]
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