Archive for March, 2011

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Out of Love

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Man that stove is hot, huh?   Well. I’ve enjoyed getting personal with thoughts and feelings on here. No reason to stop now. If you’ve been following. I liked a girl. I thought she was the one. I decided I was going to propose. I went into the engagement ring store. They said the rule [...]
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The First Time

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Forewarning. This blog is gonna get a little gross for the light hearted people out there. lol. It was a real conversation with a friend that led me back to some funny memories. I’ve been doing this story at open mic a little bit and it’s getting a good response. I figured I’d put it [...]
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Out of Touch

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Today my dad and I were watching a DVD and it kept freezing. So I said we could find it on the internet. I googled it and surely 5 minutes later found the movie to watch free online. He was amazed and I giggled that he had no idea that was possible. I was pissed [...]
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And another thing…

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My old roommate moved out today. Sad. I was just getting those jokes to work. :/ Oh well. I had another thought about the whole nightclub / girl thing. I felt like it deserved it’s own post. Maybe. Actually it doesn’t at all but it’s kinda funny and lots of guys can probably relate. You [...]
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Nightclubs!

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A lot of my younger reckless years (19-24) was spent in the nightclub scene (it mostly ended after I got punched in the face on my 24th birthday. But I’d like to think I was half way out the door at the time. That was a final wake up call.) I talk about it a [...]
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More on the old Roommate

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Craigslist is bad for dating. Everyone knows that. Especially if you’ve listened to my act. It’s pretty much bad for everything though. I’ve been finding my apartments on there lately. Now I usually just rent a room in a house. You find a better deal. No lease. No huge deposits. You have a whole house. [...]
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Beggars vs Choosers

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Apologies for the lack of posts. I’ve been traveling. A LOT. I had a pretty funny thought today but it was a little too personal for facebook. So I thought I’d put it where nobody would find it. MY WEBSITE Today while sitting in a hotel in Idaho. I realized. I’m a lot more selective [...]
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