Archive for January, 2011

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God is taunting me

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
blah blah blah. I’m single. Sometimes I feel like god is taunting me. “The other night.” I was getting in my car after a night at this bar. A really cute girl stops me and asks if I will give her and her girlfriend a ride home a couple blocks away. I’m like YES! I [...]

April Fools Day

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Some things deserve to be re posted on a new website. April Fools Day. This video is HILARIOUS to me. My accomplice Shalia, pulled off some flawless acting with some last minute planning on my part to pull a prank on my dad. My line I’ve been using since before I was a real comedian [...]
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Awkward Living Situations

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Another one stuck in the drafts. This is funny. The problem is I don’t do the main joke in my regular act, so there’s not really any point to work on this add on story yet. If you remember, I moved into a new house (renting a room) a few days after I moved in. [...]
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Xbox Live Customer Support

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This has been in the drafts simply because it’s an easy joke. Lots of people have customer support jokes. Either they worked there or whatever. This is an example of a joke I know would do well but I just don’t care to work on it and make it even on a throwaway joke. It’s [...]
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Felony Love

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Heres the deal. I’ve had a bunch of these stories stuck in the drafts hoping I could revisit them and make them funny and/or worth reading. Not happening. So since I’m in a slump and haven’t thought of much else new I thought I’d release them. I’m still writing and re writing, but just fine [...]
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Lil Wayne Supports Domestic Violence

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Once again. I like to make fun of rap. You should know the drill by now. I like hip hop music. I’m white and my parents are rich. It’s a requirement. Some of the stuff just doesn’t make sense. I was listening to a song the other day from Lil Wayne. This is the lyric: [...]

New Video

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Not much to say here. This is my feature set from this past weekend at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland, Wa. I opened for Kermet Apio. This is the tape from the 8pm show. I was pretty happy with the show, even though towards the end I could hear my parents laughing louder than anyone [...]
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Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
If you’re not from Seattle and / or don’t check facebook. You probably haven’t seen this video, and probably don’t care. Let’s watch and then discuss: Everybody is getting up in arms about the Large Beer being the same size and the Small Beer. Everyone feels robbed. My question is: How did you not feel [...]
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Fuck Me Pumps Part 2

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Lets Recap: Part 1 of the Fuck Me Heels Bit. Inspired by Cj’s blog and his response. I have gone from hating this bit, to being ok with it. It’s very dirty and feels a little cheap. Granted I think it’s pretty clever, but it’s also feels easy. If I say “fuck me sunglasses” I [...]
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