Archive for January, 2011

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God is taunting me

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blah blah blah. I’m single. Sometimes I feel like god is taunting me. “The other night.” I was getting in my car after a night at this bar. A really cute girl stops me and asks if I will give her and her girlfriend a ride home a couple blocks away. I’m like YES! I [...]

April Fools Day

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Some things deserve to be re posted on a new website. April Fools Day. This video is HILARIOUS to me. My accomplice Shalia, pulled off some flawless acting with some last minute planning on my part to pull a prank on my dad. My line I’ve been using since before I was a real comedian [...]
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Awkward Living Situations

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Another one stuck in the drafts. This is funny. The problem is I don’t do the main joke in my regular act, so there’s not really any point to work on this add on story yet. If you remember, I moved into a new house (renting a room) a few days after I moved in. [...]
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Xbox Live Customer Support

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This has been in the drafts simply because it’s an easy joke. Lots of people have customer support jokes. Either they worked there or whatever. This is an example of a joke I know would do well but I just don’t care to work on it and make it even on a throwaway joke. It’s [...]
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Felony Love

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Heres the deal. I’ve had a bunch of these stories stuck in the drafts hoping I could revisit them and make them funny and/or worth reading. Not happening. So since I’m in a slump and haven’t thought of much else new I thought I’d release them. I’m still writing and re writing, but just fine [...]
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Lil Wayne Supports Domestic Violence

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Once again. I like to make fun of rap. You should know the drill by now. I like hip hop music. I’m white and my parents are rich. It’s a requirement. Some of the stuff just doesn’t make sense. I was listening to a song the other day from Lil Wayne. This is the lyric: [...]

New Video

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Not much to say here. This is my feature set from this past weekend at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland, Wa. I opened for Kermet Apio. This is the tape from the 8pm show. I was pretty happy with the show, even though towards the end I could hear my parents laughing louder than anyone [...]
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Beer Ripoff at Seahawks Game

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If you’re not from Seattle and / or don’t check facebook. You probably haven’t seen this video, and probably don’t care. Let’s watch and then discuss: Everybody is getting up in arms about the Large Beer being the same size and the Small Beer. Everyone feels robbed. My question is: How did you not feel [...]
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Fuck Me Pumps Part 2

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Lets Recap: Part 1 of the Fuck Me Heels Bit. Inspired by Cj’s blog and his response. I have gone from hating this bit, to being ok with it. It’s very dirty and feels a little cheap. Granted I think it’s pretty clever, but it’s also feels easy. If I say “fuck me sunglasses” I [...]
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