Archive for November, 2010

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The NFL and Helmet to Helmet Hits

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
The big issue in sports right now is concussions and football. More specifically helmet to helmet hits like this one that will mess you up. Everyone’s worried about helmet to helmet hits on guys during the game. I’ve seen more helmet to helmet hits during a touchdown celebration than you do in the game. How [...]
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Marijuana is good for you

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I don’t smoke pot. I know a lot of people that do, and that’s fine if you want to get high. It’s just not for me. I’ve tried pot. and every time I did it, I got hungry and tired and it’s like I’m already good at those things by myself. I don’t need any [...]
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Show Me’s – Kentucky

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I make fun of Hooters a lot. My friend Adam Norwest called me and said there’s a similar restaurant in Kentucky called “Show-Me’s” – because I guess “Hooters” was too subtle for Kentucky. They were like “Why would we go to a restaurant about an owl?” They’re going to open a restaurant in Alabma called [...]
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Homeless for the Holidays *updated*

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
It should be noted that while google searching to find an appropriate picture. Do not type “Fat Bum” into google if you’re at work. You will see some large and in charge women, Men, and even an elephant (actually it might have been a woman still). This is one of these really really old jokes [...]
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Toyota Corolla is a Sexy Car

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Hello Everyone. Happy Holidays. Sorry for the lack of posts lately. I’ve been a little busy and a little bit slacking. I’ve been writing still, just getting too lazy to actually post them on here. To catch up to this point of the car story go back and read the post about me getting a [...]

New Video

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This past weekend I was the featured comedian at Laughs Comedy Spot in Kirkland. The feature is the middle act. They are usually responsible for 20-30 minutes of the show (depending on the number of performers before) to set up the headliner. This was about a 22 minute set but only because it was a [...]
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Search Engine Optimization

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Seems my post about Brett Favre garnered some attention from Search Engines. Success. Looks like my old job at a marketing agency was good for something. Let’s keep the hits rolling with another keyword laden post!
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After the Party

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Art imitates life. I had this idea to add on to my whole girls clubbing bit way back in Denver when this girl I was hanging with was screwing up my one of my favorite songs. I decided to throw it on the other day and I kinda ad libbed it on stage and it [...]
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Call of Booty

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I decided yesterday. After much thought. I’m selling my xbox. I find myself spending way too much time on it. All I do is preach about how much time it takes to become a successful comic but I’ve been getting lazy. The other day. I waited in line at midnight for a video game to [...]
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Motherhood is Tough

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I stopped drinking a lot. Mostly because I’m performing a lot. but I always feel awkward not drinking. Especially in nightclubs or bars. I remember one time I was in a club and I wasn’t drinking and some girl came up to me and she was like “You’re not drinking tonight? You’re BORING.” I had [...]
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