Archive for October, 2010

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Politicians: Can’t live with them. Can’t shoot them.

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Well. You can. Just a really bad idea. Hey look at me. Breaking all of my rules of writing jokes. #1 Topical #2 hacky/overdone topics. Why? Because I’m just writing to write. This doesn’t fit in my act anywhere. It has a short shelf life. And to catch a predator jokes are way way overdone. [...]

I’m Back With a Vengence (for now)

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I’m going to try and check in every couple days. Sometimes every day. But don’t hold me to the candle flame. I get busy too. The last few days I’ve been RE writing. Which doesn’t help for blogs because I can write every day, go back and edit the old blogs and add a few [...]

So much for EVERY DAY this month

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
We’ve all got dreams to kill. I don’t want to sound like I’m complaining, but god damn this Comedy thing is seriously taking up a lot of time. I’ve got time to write my ideas down in my phone when they come to me, I haven’t taken time to write them all on the blog. [...]
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Sleep Naked

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I remembered an old story last night and thought it would be funny to write about today. I had a girlfriend for a while. She was a great person, we just weren’t great together. I was unemployed working every night on becoming a stand up comedian, she was working during the day and making bank [...]
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Dj Hero 2

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Ok. This writing every day thing is really tough. I kinda wrote some of these jokes out the other day, but I didn’t really take time to write them. Part of the reason is because I was too busy doing the stuff to make this joke happen. I spent most of the day wandering around [...]
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Brett Favre’s Small Penis

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
That outta get some SEO traffic in here This is an old twisted tune my dad did. It’s a parody of “Hootie and the Blowfish” called “Three Inch Tool” by Bob Rivers Later on I’ll re post and re tweet some of my favorite little penis jokes I’ve heard from friends. but first let’s talk [...]
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God Bless America

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
For some reason Bank of America canceled my debit and credit cards the other day. No warning. No heads up. I had to find out be having my card declined at Subway. I was like “Wow. I know I’m broke, but I’m pretty sure I have $7.50″ – How come if I inconvenience a bank [...]
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Sibling Rivalry

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
My parents are pretty supportive of my job as a comedian. I think. They’re supportive in the “Nothing you ever do will be good enough” way. They’re always trying to get involved. My dad keeps telling me I should talk more about my childhood on stage. Talk about my experiences growing up. Which I think [...]
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I met you on a THURSDAY!

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
So a few weeks ago I was doing another random weekday show for low money, to my surprise, there were a couple cute girls there. And as I do from time to time when I feel confident and had a great set. I struck up a conversation with one of the girls while trying to [...]
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New Roommates

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Well. It’s that time of year again. I reached the maximum number of females that know where I live. So it was time to find a new apartment. Kidding (if any of my ex girlfriends are reading this). I really liked the place, it was just too much money for a semi full time comedian [...]
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