Archive for September, 2010

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Buying a Car

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I just got a new car the other day. Now, full disclosure. I can’t afford a new car. Because Im a comedian and I make like 80 bucks a day. If I’m lucky. So I traded in my old POS – parents paid for the summary of the new cost. but it saves them money [...]
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Tacoma Comedy Club Grand Opening

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There’s a new comedy club opening in Tacoma. I’ll be featuring at the GRAND OPENING. The headliner will be COLLIN MOULTON from Showtime. OCTOBER 22nd-23rd. http://www.tacomacomedyclub.com If you get your tickets now EARLY you can get a discount when you enter the code “dogblog” for $2 off. Do it. Now. Today. Right now. Do it. [...]
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Somebody tried to kill me the other day

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I think somebody tried to kill me the other day. Here’s the story. I was driving and I accidentally ran a stop sign. NOT at any dangerous speed. I stopped and a car in front of me went and for some reason I thought the light had turned green. So I just kept going. (because [...]

Jim Norton gives Comedy Career Advice

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Live at Gotham Career Advice – Jim Norton www.comedycentral.com Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time Big Lake Ugly Americans New Episodes Brilliance.
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Sticky: Calendar Update & Upcoming Shows

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Hey everyone. I’ve added a bunch of new dates to my calendar. I’ve got 3 new rooms up north I’ll be booking and performing at starting late September with the help of my friend Cory Michaelis. So be on the lookout for awesome flyers coming your way. The following shows are coming to the north [...]
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Optimism is Naive

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You like my new slogan? lol. I gotta figure out how to make any sense of it. but It’s fitting. I like to think I’m confident. I like the feeling of introducing myself and then saying “Nice to meet you. Congratulations. Your life is about to change.” I don’t know why. Anyway, on to my [...]
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2pac probably hates me

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Another things my parents and I disagree on is music. I like rap music. My dad works for a classic rock station. (for now). People always wanna know how a skinny white kid with rich parents found rap music. I got into rap music because in high school. I got harassed a lot. I grew [...]
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How Dating is like Sports

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Some random bits that have been through various stages of development in my head and on stage but haven’t been on (virtual) paper yet: My dad keeps telling me I need to talk about my childhood on stage more. Talk about my experiences growing up. Which I think is his way of wondering out loud [...]
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Word of the Day: Relationships

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“You are only on stage 10% of the time. The other 90% is marketing, meeting, writing and selling YOU. Don’t rely on others to do it for you!” – ANT I met Ant when he performed at the parlor. I didn’t actually know him as a comic, but he told my dad during the interview [...]
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