Archive for August, 2010

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Most Kings get their heads cut off

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
Who says hip hop has nothing to say important? Jay-Z has always been and always will be my favorite artist. Anyway. Stay with me on this. I’m going somewhere. — I’m not here to complain about my own personal problems. I just wanted to point out that this is one of the things I try [...]
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Christopher Titus Gives Comedy Advice + New Video + Whatever

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when [...]
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Jesus Loves Me

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But I’m sure most of what I say could be said on Television. (except for COCK – although I don’t use that [...]
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I’m Dying Up Here

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
In the 1970s The Comedy Store was opened in Los Angeles. Comics struggling all over the country for a way to break out, took notice once a Comedy Store regular appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. The stories of Jay Leno, Richard Lewis, David Letterman, Robin Williams, Gallagher, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney and [...]
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I need a woman in my life

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
I think I’m going to start a regular format. Joke first, real story second. Other thoughts afterward. (at least in blogs that include jokes) The new bit: I was told the other day, that I need a woman in my life. By a woman that I wanted in my life. I was going on a [...]
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My Friend is a Porn Star

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
(I stole this picture from her facebook. She’s on top.) I just found out one of my girl friends is a porn star. Which is interesting, she’s not really a friend. She’s just some girl I was trying to sleep with a few years ago, but somehow ended up in the friend zone. I was [...]
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Prison Preserves

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1 year ago
by Andrew J Rivers in
New bit I’m working on based on a true story last night. I met a girl recently at a bar. She looked really young. So I went up and joked with her like “Hey are you old enough to be in here? ha ha ha” She’s like “Yeah. I’m 30.” I was taken aback. “Wow, [...]
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