Hey there.

Hoping most readers have transferred to my new blog site by now. I haven’t really blogged much like I used to. I purposely want to slow down with the whole spewing my feelings on here. Because number 1. Who cares. and Number 2. People will just misinterpret it and take it how they want it. Too much information for the enemy isn’t ideal.

My good friend and comedienne (by the way. I hate that word. Can’t I just say comedian? I think I will…) COMEDIAN Susan Jones has often said “It’s better to be talked about than talk about yourself.”

A fellow comedian Mike Cummings has started a podcast. I gave him plenty of shit for it, but I should also give him a plug because now he seems to be mentioning my name in them. I love free advertising. His latest one also had a good friend of mine, Gabriel Rutledge. Gabe provides lots of insight into contests and his career and things he thought when he started. I like the idea of this comic on comic interaction more than one comic crying about how he can’t get booked anywhere. Which is why I will say it’s stupid to start a podcast about yourself. You could say the same for a blog but whatever. As long as I’m aware I’m a hypocrite, right?

I always wonder how comics can talk shit about me while never having seen my full act. I didn’t see any comics in the back during my 30 minutes at Laughs the other week. The next week I hosted laughs. I didn’t see any other comics there watching. I took the same act to DC’s Bar in Renton that week. I had the same act the weeks before that on tribble runs. Of course I’m changing things. But you’re not there for any of those gigs, (when I say “you” I’m not saying anyone specifically. Just in general if you want to say something.) You didn’t call and ask how they went, you didn’t watch a tape (I’m pretty damn sure). So how can you judge how I’m doing? When I was coming up. I was watching everyones act. If I’m not working, I’m watching. I know everyones jokes. I can tell you how much you change week to week and you should be ashamed of yourself.

That’s why I don’t talk shit (where it will get back to people). It’s not productive. People talk about me being a hustler. I’m not even that much a hustler. I just do well and I’m focused on my own act. I’m not involved in the drama. I don’t burn bridges and other people recognize it and want to help me. If you tap my phone. You’ll hear some things go around but even then it’s not very much. I’m so focused on this. I HATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEE some people but I’m cool with them because eventually some of them are going to book shows or know people who books shows and I love money.

Here’s another thing I’ve noticed. I’ve always been in the middle. My whole life. Fights. Drama. Whatever. I was never on a side. Now… I’m sooooo not concerned with anything that isn’t about my comedy True Story: For some reason a girl I was sleeping with at one point almost slept with my best friend and I told her I didn’t care. Then she got mad because she wanted me to care and her whole jealousy plan backfired. It also backfired for me because after that she stopped sleeping with me. I didn’t even care, I just wrote a joke about it. All the eggs are in this basket right now.

I dunno. Part of me wants to run out and defend myself. It’s my reputation. But then again. I’m working so much now from people who just know me and have seen my act and give me work. I still haven’t even done work for Pat, Keith Smith, Big City Comedy, etc etc. Those are some Major booking connections I’m just getting around to making. So this is my blog on shit talking and podcasts and how I feel. Feel free to read this and THEN you can talk shit about how I’m all hustle and no act.