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This is a clip from almost 2 years ago of Chris Titus on the Bob Rivers Show in Seattle, Wa. I was just getting started at Open Mics. I had written a stupid local joke about the Oklahoma Thunder (back when they sucked). I told it during the commercial break and everybody laughed. Then when
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If you’ve ever seen my act (on 99% of days) I don’t swear. I push the limits, and some words might make your grandparents blush still. (Although I’m told old people like me.) But I’m sure most of what I say could be said on Television. (except for COCK – although I don’t use that
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Got a new video last night. One thing I’d take back. “Sometimes Laughter Hurts” is a line Gabriel Rutledge uses all the time. As soon as I said it I made a face like “crap.” – I had thought of a new line the other day but I couldn’t think of it when I was
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Host: Jeremy Horn (funniest person to drive through Totem Lake Winner) Feature: Andrew Rivers (Funniest person on this blog) Headliner: Morgan Preston (The biggest comedy bad ass) Date: Thursday, July 15, 2010 Time: 8:00pm – 10:30pm Location: DC’s Bar and Grill Street: 907 s 3rd st City/Town: Renton, WA
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A comedian that needs the F Word to get a laugh is like a martial arts expert who needs a gun. Wishing you Luck – Emo Phillips. Emo worked laughs in kirkland one weekend and Id seen him several years before but never got to meet him. He was very funny and very normal off
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Having some fun with dad. I like having fun and working on being funny less from bits and jokes to just messing around and talking about actual life events.
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“Contests are bullshit.” – Duane Goad I met Duane Goad during my first year in comedy as he hosted the “Funniest Person to Drive through Totem Lake” Comedy contest at Laughs in Kirkland. He was a great host and making lots of jokes about how “this contest is a big deal” and “The winner moves
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“Hal Sparks – Write Everything Down! Ain’t nothin to it but to do it!” Ain’t nothing to it but to do it. Seinfeld once said if he were to teach a class on comedy he would gather everyone in a room and have a giant banner drop down that said “Do the work.” I only
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Stagetime!! Work the hell gigs and you’ll cruise in the A rooms.” – Alonzo Bodden. I met Alonzo at the Parlor Live in Bellevue. I was in the middle of what I’ll call a “Custody Battle” between giggles and the parlor. The parlor was the new hot club, Giggles was the old club where things
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Hey everybody. I’m working on a book. I will periodically post snippets here. I welcome all feedback. These are rough drafts. Basically my goal is to have a presentable copy with around 10 pages from my book project and my story behind them and all that crap. Enjoy. I’d rather this book be less about